Friday, October 22, 2004
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it was sho darn RA.. we were at like diZ park playing.. so there was a playground.. naturally there was a see-saw.. in my whole life experience.. a see-saw is a fun thing to play wif.. but wad happen juZ now will scar my memory of the see-saw being so fun.. it was the most traumatic experience EVER~! i was like taking a sit.. disturbing no one on the see-saw.. lookng at him plaeing.. den i felt a sudden jerk.. it hit my ass hard~! ouuuchhh!!! hannah juZ sat on the other end of the see-saw.. it smacked my ass.. it still hurts.. so we decided to plae the see-saw.. amazingly the see-saw was still intact when we left.. wahahaha!! hannah was sho abusive on the see-saw.. damn rough lorZ.. she bounced like SO HARD and for every motion my ass took the hit.. damn.. den the guys took over.. OMG!!! the sound they produced were like they were having sex~! seriously.. it sounded like they were having a major orgasm.. beeny oscar and andrew in particular.. ewww~!! they were like super rough.. oscar literally got thrown off the see-saw.. that was the impact.. so mi and drewy decided to play.. heh heh heh~! i was like so rough that he grabbed on for his life.. ahahas.. eventually he couldn't hold on any longer.. wahahaha~! he fell off.. *winks*
b4 i left home.. everything was like sho drama mama... it seemed like a play was being acted out real life.. first i was plaeing the doll maker that i lost track of time.. rushed like mad to get my hair done.. argh~! it juZ wouldn't listen.. it was like so.. farnie looking.. damn.. after getting some help it was aight... cindy komah made mi wear contacts.. so there i was searching frantically for my coloured contacts.. couldn't find it!?!? after like 1o mins later i found it.. i was sho darn late already.. finally i could step out of the house.. upon walking to the bus stop.. i realised i forgot to take my ez-link card.. wth.. went all the wae back to take it.. MAJOR LATENESS.. things juZ wouldn't get better.. it started drizzling.. -.-lll oh lord.. why are you playing such a huge joke on mi..
finally i reached my destination.. 2 houses awae i could hear cindy's contagious laughter.. -.-lll it was THAT loud.. went into the house and the first thing cindy said was 'OPEN YOUR EYES!!' wth.. ppl haven settle down you call ppl open the eyes.. ppl eyes small ok.. you make mi luff all you will see is a thin line.. and there you are making things worse by asking mi to open my eyes.. naturally i will burst into laughter riteZ... diaoZ.. finally i opened my eyes bigger to let her see the contacts.. argh~! she keeped staring into my eyes.. i hate to look into ppl's eyes.. it makes mi feel inferior for sum reason.. wadeva~! the whole time she was 'JAZREEL OPEN YOUR EYES!!' -.-lll hello?? i'm not cindy komah's doggy.. diaoZ..
so i was there making her laugh the whole time.. den we went to makan.. i juZ ate a few sticks of satay and i was done.. i didnt want to go back into the house so i sat outside where they were barbercueing.. then cindy komah decides to sit on my leg.. thanX alot for ironing my jeans for mi.. -.-lll she switched legs.. 1o mins on the left leg and den change.. devin was like. 'omg!! lap dance' -.-lll den justin sat on the chair next to mi.. benny decides to be a clown and did sexy moves on him.. woah~! it was so HOT!! he was like this close to kissing him.. eww~! gays.. den benny sits on justin like how cindy was sitting on mi.. den benny say 'dunt get aroused arhZ.. ouch! i felt your rod!' OMG!! it was sho sick~! den suaan went to eat the sausage.. devin was ther wif his pervetic mind calling the sausage lan jiao.. my gosh.. wiwin was there.. pollute her innocent mind.. they toked sho much dirty stuff that even i couldn't understand it.. now you can imagine how dirty the conversation was..
oh.. surprise surprise.. drewy dropped by.. he played the piano.. have to sae he blew mi awae.. i was amazed by his piano skills.. he played a love song.. dunno call wad.. it was great.. den at the park he played guitar and he sang mi wonderwall!! sho sweet~! 'love' him sho much den he bought alchohol.. down it very quickly.. but it wasn't strong enuff for mi.. it was too sweet le.. but still nice.. cheers for his burfdae and took another gulp b4 passing it back to oscar..
den it was the cake eating.. dey saboed mi~!!! wth.. warn all of them liao le lorZ.. dey still sabo mi... argh~! cant stand them.. they set up the cake and everything liaoZ.. off all the lights den sang the burfdae song.. den at the end he has to make a wish mahZ.. den zhao rong was like ' you sae you wanna marry at 18 riteZ ' den justin added 'doesn't that make your job much easier JAZREEL..' diaoZ.. den he cut the cake lorZ.. den they ask mi go help him and i was like.. 'dunt want lahZ.. ' den they started the chant.. ' JAZREEL! JAZREEL! JAZREEL! ' it continued and it filled the whole entire house.. -.-lll now confirm guarantee plus chop he noes le.. sigh.. the awkwardness increases.. haiZ..
finally headed home.. super uber tired.. thanX to hannah sim zihui!! argh~! you started it first lorZ.. 'bong bong bong' so i 'boon boon boon' den on mi there were the marks of her vicious handprints.. 2dae damn jia lat lorZ.. got beaten up by the both tigress.. cindy and hannah.. damn.. wad did i do to deserve this treatment.. the worst thing was after the boon thing.. hannah chased mi.. i literally ran for my life.. i ran down like pass 20 houses.. sho tired~! she chased but soon gave up.. muhahaha.. dat was pretty much the interesting parts.. as you can see.. this is a long entry.. dunt wanna bore you guys any further.. lols..
overview of the whole thingy... i ended up bruised.. thanX to hannah and cindy for bashing mi up for every wrong thing i said.. damn.. shut my big mouth up.. ehZ.. but if i dunt speak you guys wouldn't be luffing liao riteZ.. and justin.. idiot!! smask cake on my face.. now not even garnier or clearasil can save mi.. it was sho oily ok.. all the cream and stuff.. darn you... and the rest of the ppl in the house.. i'm so pissed at you guys... wassup wif the chant.. sho awkward you noe..haiZ. wadeva.. missed singapore idol and the 9 oclock show.. damn.. love the 9 oclock show!!! btu for him nvm lahZ.. hahahahahahaZ..
aren't you honoured cindy.. your name appeared 9 times!?!?! lolX
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